Due to the overwhelming amount of applications for the Mascot job we have narrowed it down to the following applicants . Tim Silly But Dim , Gullable AS Seen and Clueless . We will be doing a thorough check on these applicants to see if they are suitable for the role along with other roles we have planned ie The Easter Bunny and One of Santa’s Reindeer’s . Interviews will be held in Never Never Land and the successful candidate will be informed in due course . Sorry if you have not made the short list this time but we will keep your details on file for future positions .
